lauren elyse

Sun, 14 Dec 2008 03:42:56 GMT

laurenzissou
made a new lj :]
add me!

hahahaha!

Sun, 30 Nov 2008 06:15:55 GMT

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Sun, 02 Nov 2008 19:16:34 GMT

HAPPY DIA DE LOS MUERTOS!! Too bad I'm not at Seattle Center :\ Oh well, I rather celebrate it in Mexico.

DIA DE LOS MUERTOS MEXICO 2009?!?!
you know you want to come with me :D

Sat, 11 Oct 2008 04:10:19 GMT

I turned 20 at 1:49pm October 6, 2008, and ever since, I've been numb.

I just want to feel my heart beat again, please?

Sun, 28 Sep 2008 23:08:03 GMT

The sturdy life I created in my mind to help me keep going is now falling apart.

Fri, 01 Aug 2008 05:03:37 GMT

Chris&Ziggy.com

I have the most amazing, adorable, and best boyfriend ever :]

Tue, 25 Mar 2008 22:25:36 GMT

I wish I could slap you and wake you up and realize what you're doing and what you're making yourself look like.

But that's not my job.
You're going down a road I cannot follow.

Mon, 26 Nov 2007 07:39:30 GMT

im really sick and tired of him.

& to think i actually said i loved him.
UGH
just get out of my life already.
i refuse for your guilt trips to get to me anymore.

i have a wonderful friend nick
and an adorable darling david
and a best friend who wants to fuck because sex is amazing.

and i have NO problem rubbing it in your face.

im so glad im single but pleaseee
if you come up here im going to smash your face in.
grr >:[

4am Alex

Mon, 05 Nov 2007 23:09:16 GMT

"I'm going to have two girls and name one Mary, the other Juana."
"Are you high?"
"No I just haven't slept in 48 hours."
"Same thing."
"HAHA."
"Better start now and find a Mexican so Juana doesn't seem suspicious."

¿Tomadores?

Wed, 25 Jul 2007 05:51:18 GMT

My mom has thyroid and kidney disease.....
:(

Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:21:03 GMT

I still can't believe what happened last night.

I always have dream of it happening. I just thought it would never come true :(

I like to thank Andrew and Jasmine for being there for when I was scared and crying and a mess.
I love you two<3

Wed, 30 May 2007 20:55:29 GMT

HAHAHAHA you know what REALLY PISSES ME OFF?!

when people are like this:

inloveandindeath (1:20:36 AM): who wants to be ms lauren tomorrow? whats the mean? that you're going to fuck someone tomorrow? you know, i can't believe how big of a whore you've become. it blows my mind, really.

WTF IM A FUCKING SUBSTITUTE TEACHER FOR FUCKS SAKE!
seriously tom, i wonder if you ever think about what you're fucking saying sometimes.

all i have to say is that..i guess every girlfriend that go out with PHYSICALLY turns out to be a whore.
put a straw in that AND SUCK ON IT!

seriously fuck off and get a life.

Wed, 30 May 2007 05:15:51 GMT

who wants to be ms. lauren tomorrow?

:)

I love when people fill in my lyrics when I talk to them.

Wed, 23 May 2007 20:08:36 GMT

secret to spy: don't kiss me bitch you just threw up.
3ajlaksdj: now im drunk as fuck about to pass out
secret to spy: destination your mothers couch
asdjflkaj: dude is it really true you screwed my mom?
secret to spy: FUCK YA BRO THAT PUSSY WAS BOMB!!!!

>:D

Fri, 11 May 2007 05:13:53 GMT

cast is off

and a shit load of P.T
in this brace thing.
:(

Sun, 22 Apr 2007 06:29:00 GMT

[ATTENTION!]

HI MR CUTE TARGET BOY BEHIND THE PHOTO CENTER, IF YOU COULD OF JUST WALKED UP TO ME AND ASK ME FOR MY NUMBER INSTEAD OF KEEP LOOKING AND SMILING AT ME THAT WOULD OF BEEN GREAT BECAUSE I WAS TOO CHICKEN SHIT TO EVEN GO UP THERE (which is totally surprising) AND ASK FOR YOUR NUMBER MYSELF, SO THE NEXT TIME I GO TO TARGET TO GET MY BIKE YOU BETTER BE READY WITH A PAPER AND PEN, BECAUSE I SERIOUSLY FEEL LIKE BEATING MYSELF UP. mmk bye.

yeah.
it would of been the greatest day of my week, but instead i have to fuck it up and be a chicken shit.

but AWWWWWWW he was the most cutest thing i've ever seen.
come take me away and sweep me off my feet already

just fyi (this hasn't been the first time)
i see him all the time :(

AJSDFLKAJFLKAJSDFLKAJSDFLKAJSFLKAJSDFLAJSf
DAMNIT LAUREN I HATE YOU!

but i am glad that Nick & Danny flaked on me
because if i went to the movie with them
i wouldn't of had a missed connection

now im going on craiglist and see if there's anything on there from me..

OHHH IF THERE IS I WILL GO TO CHURCH EVERY SUNDAY!

AGAIN! FINALLY!

Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:03:31 GMT

MY BEST FRIEND AND I HUNG OUT! It was a wonderful wonderful day :)
Everything was GREAT except for stupid kids (lmfao) and the guy who kept telling me to pick out a cute guy, like wth hahaha

PICTURESSS

the end :)

OMFG FINALLY

Fri, 13 Apr 2007 03:28:29 GMT

HAHA so the past two days were BUSYY and I've been trying to upload and resize all of these pictures. I WAS GOING TO POST THEM ON HERE, but I'm so lazy, and I still have to do Seattle's adventure with Jasmine.

soooo

PICTURES ARE HERE!

please click them and comment me back here? or there or whateverrr.

Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:10:43 GMT

"On those gray days where eight in the morning looks no different from noon and nothing has happened and nothing is going to happen and you are washing a glass in the sink and it breaks-accidentally-and punctures your skin. And then there is this shocking red, the brightest thing in the day, so vibrant it buzzes, this blood of yours. That is okay sometimes because at least you know you're alive" -Running with Scissors

SSUNNNN

Mon, 26 Mar 2007 22:39:08 GMT

GUESS WHO HAS HER SWIMMERS BODY BACK? GUESS WHO WENT OUTSIDE IN THE WARMTH IN A BIKNINI AND TANNED?

yup, ME! :D

Wed, 21 Mar 2007 07:39:44 GMT

hi,

you make me happy.

bye.

Ziggmeister

Tue, 13 Mar 2007 00:01:41 GMT

I'm a mommy :)
So here is my puppy; my baby.
Ziggy Riki-Tiki _______.
He doesn't have a last name yet since I'm going to change mine. :)

My fav.

I thought this one was pretty neat-o :)

Thu, 08 Mar 2007 05:05:23 GMT

MYYYYY PUPPPPPYYYY COMMMEEEEESSSS SATURDAY!
i need this, sooo need this.

Thu, 01 Feb 2007 00:12:52 GMT

FUCK YOU DAD!

I'm 18 now and you can't pull that shit anymore.
So stop fucking right now!

help!

Wed, 31 Jan 2007 07:42:25 GMT

My Life is Falling Apart.